February 2012
1 post
hi
Autophobia… Kinda been feeling like this.
January 2011
3 posts
Example
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
December 2010
1 post
Anonymous asked: I've never seen you before, but I feel like you may resemble an old Potter. Do you look like Harry Potter?
October 2010
2 posts
Things I Wikipedia: Ketchup (Etymology) →
thingsiwikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup#Early_uses_in_English
The spelling catsup seems to have appeared first from the pen of Jonathan Swift, in 1730.
My father (whom we affectionately refer to as “Old Man River”) insists on spelling ketchup “catsup.” I’ve always assumed this was…
September 2010
1 post
caralarm:
I am very excited for Harry Potter 7
July 2010
1 post
john, could you please put my tea in the fridge......
May 2010
4 posts
It is your birthday.
“I like butts. I like gay men and their butts. Sometimes I wish that I could...”
– Me
Snakes, Catfish and Wind
So I’m watching MonsterQuest on The Histroy Channel, which is actually a pretty decent show… scientific and whatsnots, and they said that theres a pretty extreme increase in the amount of pythons in Florida in the last 3 years or so. The cause…. When hurricane Katrina happened it destoryed nearly every pet shop in the affected area, leading to the ultimate freeing of the...
March 2010
5 posts
Anonymous asked: My farts feel like poop and sometimes my butt leaks, can you help me?
early this year(january), i totally f'd my bowels up by drinking beer daily. my problem began with my farts coming out in spurts instead of one fart it would come out like 'pft pft pft' instead of 'pffffffft'. now my farts feel like im going to poop.. and my poop and farts go at an angle....
early this year(january), i totally f'd my bowels up by drinking beer daily. my problem began with my farts coming out in spurts instead of one fart it would come out like 'pft pft pft' instead of 'pffffffft'. now my farts feel like im going to poop.. and my poop and farts go at an angle....
“The blues is a low-down, aching chill; If you ain’t never had ‘em, I...”
– Robert Johnson
February 2010
5 posts
caralarm asked: I answered your question :) What was yooourrr favorite part?
Anonymous asked: I love you. whoops. that wasn't a question. oh well, i still love you. -secret admirer
Dear Scott, I like your new layout. It’s pretty cool. Love, Carolyn
Open mic night is cool… Holla!!
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